Oh, for the love of Charlie Foxtrot...

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
10/27/2015 at 17:50 • Filed to: None

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Trying to hookup our new DSL, I dissected our phone jack to see if I could get a better connection.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > Alfalfa
10/27/2015 at 17:56

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They wrote a book about that...


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Alfalfa
10/27/2015 at 17:59

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So... uhhh... what’s the issue?


Kinja'd!!! 6Cylinder > Alfalfa
10/27/2015 at 18:04

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See now is the time when you commit arson and insurance fraud.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
10/27/2015 at 18:06

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Just the general mess of around 18 inches of wire, most of it doing nothing.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Alfalfa
10/27/2015 at 18:08

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Looks like it’s up to code to me. From 1964.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > ttyymmnn
10/27/2015 at 18:33

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It may be that old.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Alfalfa
10/27/2015 at 19:11

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Wow, that wall has been painted a few times.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > desertdog5051
10/27/2015 at 19:54

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It is a roughly 40 year old apartment building. I’d be more surprised if it hadn’t been painted a half dozen times.


Kinja'd!!! Sidwndr > Alfalfa
10/27/2015 at 20:01

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Do you have a phone number with the dsl? If so, find which side is feeding it. Then disconnect the rest and just hook the feed to the jack


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Alfalfa
10/27/2015 at 21:11

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Where you livin’ now Alfalfa?


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Alfalfa
10/27/2015 at 21:47

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“most of it doing nothing.”

Sounds like a potential opportunity!


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > desertdog5051
10/27/2015 at 22:01

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Still in Salt Lake, same apartment. I’m just finally too sick of Comcast, and they’re the only cable Internet provider.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Sidwndr
10/27/2015 at 22:22

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That’s what I was thinking of doing. But that means I really have to sort through this mess.


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > Alfalfa
10/28/2015 at 09:13

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Reminds me of an apartment I had years ago. I couldn’t figure out why the phone wouldn’t get a dial tone. There was one at the junction box outside the house, but not in the apartment. Tracing the phone line through the apartment, down the side of a 3-story building and into the basement found the problem. There was a 6’ gap in the line in the basement, with the ends just handing down.

I rewired the place from the junction box out, but joked that apparently I was yelling loud enough into the phone to be heard across the gap.